Category: Fahey
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A Tale of Two Hernias: Part One
So, I wanted to do a three part hernia series, but to start, I thought it would be funnier to list out the titles I thought of instead. I could go on forever. But I’ll stop for your sanity. It’s Sunday night at 8:50 right now. I am nervous to see the doc, nervous for…
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Burn rubber, not your soul
Biking is cool. Not as cool as getting hit on while jogging cool, (she asked if I was married. I said yes and she said lucky girl) but cool. I rode on the back of a dirt bike when I was a kid once. Once. My dad found out, and I was never allowed to…
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Cigarettes and coffee, man, that’s a combination.
Okay, so now I drink coffee. Like everyday. It’s starting to make me tired. And while I don’t crave alcohol of any sort, man, could I use a smoke. I don’t want the coughing, the wheezing, the smell, or that overall shitty feeling that comes with it, but I want the idea of it. It…
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Weekend work email
I believe the following should be a new weekend auto reply email for all business, video store, and Starbucks employees worldwide. Hello, You are sending this email on the weekend. Technically you are not supposed to be working, but you decided to send this instead of spending quality time with your family. If your family…
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What’s all this then?
So, as promised, I started a blog. I dug deep, and found the time and the energy. Work is now a thing again, and trying to keep the goals I set for myself. Keep in mind that I need to fight for myself in life, and focus on what I want my last chapter to…
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The Journey to Find Jeff Fahey
SYNOPSIS: Andrew is a retired grifter who enjoys talking to dangerous prisoners, fulfilling his course credit as an amateur psychologist. While at home, Andrew drinks too much and kills his liver. At the hospital, a doctor convinces Andrew’s wife to sign off on an experimental transplant surgery. The Keep. Prologue | (Soothly in a clause)…