Category: Chucklesome
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Transparent JPEGs (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of one Andrew.png)
So, it’s funny. There are many times in life that you want to say, “I’m pretty sure you’re incorrect” or “I went to school for that, and I remember differently.” But you don’t. They tell you you’re wrong. They tell you you’re stupid. They tell you your ideas are not practical. They push you the…
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I’m not gonna punch the puppy, but…
So, I decided today that I need a framework for this whole next chapter. And I decided that the phrase about punching puppies was a good metaphor for stirring things up. Boss: “Hey Bob, do you have that paperwork done yet?” Bob: “I don’t wanna punch the puppy, but I gave it to Roy and…
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Cigarettes and coffee, man, that’s a combination.
Okay, so now I drink coffee. Like everyday. It’s starting to make me tired. And while I don’t crave alcohol of any sort, man, could I use a smoke. I don’t want the coughing, the wheezing, the smell, or that overall shitty feeling that comes with it, but I want the idea of it. It…
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Weekend work email
I believe the following should be a new weekend auto reply email for all business, video store, and Starbucks employees worldwide. Hello, You are sending this email on the weekend. Technically you are not supposed to be working, but you decided to send this instead of spending quality time with your family. If your family…
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Final Chapter | The Letter
So, the letter. This is what people usually send to donor families. It’s basically a thank you letter for the replacement part. Now, I feel like I may embody this interaction: Andrew Jacob, astronaut. A man barely alive. – Narrator Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make…
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Chapter Six | (More) Recovery is a Jeff Fahey Best Finished in California
Get Ready for a Surprise! Coming soon. Strap in, buckle up, and hold on to your dicks and lady bits. This will definitely be the longest (or shortest) chapter with multiple subplots, and subtle subtext that underlines said subplots that readers can digest with sleuth-like serendipity and superfluidity. Figurative Intelligence …Preoccupied with what you rather…
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Chapter V | Jeff Fahey’s Journey Home
We got the call! Released this afternoon from Mayo. Driving now! Slowly updating soon! Back East (Partially) then Out West! You ever meet someone who has been told their whole life that they can sing? Like really well? Not told you sing in the shower well, or sing in the car like modern day David…
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Chapter Four: 33⅓ | I Still Know What Fahey Did Last Summer in Arizona in 3D
Creatinine, Guts, BUN and Staples So the last post I made might have been a lot for the one person reading this. It was a lot for me. But I’ve also figured that hiding from these things doesn’t help anything. Being open and honest about it helps me talk more about it, and hopefully understand…
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Chapter Four: Part Deux | Fast and the Arizonans: Fahey Drift
Oh my god, just pump it out. With that new liver he’ll be peeing like a champ in no time! [That’s kidneys, Coop.] – Joseph R. Cooper [speaking to Jenna Reed] Ugh. So much water. Drinking this much is crazy. And the peeing isn’t matching up. I am about here now: I really want to…
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Chapter Four | Recovery is a Jeff Fahey Best Served in Arizona
The Fan This is how I feel when I have to deal with clinics or hospitals: Ugh. Recovery can include trips back to the hospital. We have to report everything to the recovery clinic. Weight gain of 3lbs or more, shifts in anything including appetite, blood pressure, you name it. I gained 2.8lbs from the…