Category: A big fuck you
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If I’m handcuffed, let’s make sure they’re fuzzy
I said this at work the other day. WORK! It was kind of funny. Some were appalled, others were laughing hysterically. I find it actually disturbing that this rolls out of my mouth so effortlessly. It shows that I truly want to be free of something. I really need to reevaluate what I say and…
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Stay in your lane…
Sometimes, you need to stay in your fucking lane. Sometimes, you need to stop following that hippie to yet another location. And sometimes, you need to realize someone or something is about to swerve…. My body swerved. So recently, I had my white blood cells drop to almost nothing. Which means the slightest breeze could…
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Would that it were so simple…
Oh lord, do people know how to make simple things complex. I think certain people think it’s their fucking job. (Actually in most cases it is. It is their job to make things difficult.) How can I make this thing that can be done by a normal person in an hour, complicated. And take longer.…