Author: Andrew

The Fan This is how I feel when I have to deal with clinics or hospitals: Ugh. Recovery can include trips back to the hospital. We have to report everything to the recovery clinic. Weight gain of 3lbs or more, shifts in anything including appetite, blood pressure, you name it. I gained 2.8lbs from the…

Everybody relax, I’m here. – Jack Burton Where to begin… So, it’s been a ride. 5 days so far I think. Cut open like a fine pomegranate I can never eat again. Also can’t have sushi or medium rare steaks, and when the dietitian told me that I threw her stupid nonsense packet full of…

Well, Hello Again Shelley Long. I got a whole week at home before receiving the “get your ass to Arizona” call from Hauser. One step closer to chapter three, taking the wet towel off, meeting Quato, and defeating Cohaagen, as played by Mel Gibson in this movie. It actually happened on Thursday. Kind of funny…

Day one begins. The Journey to Find Jeff Fahey (or how I learned to stop worrying, and love the liver) So, why Jeff Fahey as the name for my new liver? Well, he’s an amazing actor who started on an even more amazing movie called “Body Parts.” It was how a serial killer was executed…

So, you might have randomly happened upon this stupidity saying to yourself: Who the fuck is Andrew? Who in the shit is Jeff Fahey? And why in the good god damn do I care? All reasonable questions. Another one might be: Why in the name of everything holy would I read a blog about some…